The Socialist Republic of Duvniask is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hanako Ikezawa with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.395 billion Duvnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stregidar. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Duvnian economy, worth a remarkable 4,429 trillion Ackuis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 174,412 Ackuis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing numbers of children in Duvniask have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, ranchers are adept at mimicking wolf attacks, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime is totally unknown. Duvniask's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Duvniask is ranked 9,315^th in the world and 477^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 34.42 average smiles per day.