The Snarky Dude of Dudley Do-Right is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Kite with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.565 billion Dudley Do-Rightians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dudley Do-Right City. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dudley Do-Rightian economy, worth a remarkable 1,620 trillion horses a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 111,245 horses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging, Mr Kite's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, former slaves are free to be oppressed, and the government spends millions of tax horses on vouchers to pay for expensive private schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dudley Do-Right's national animal is the Wooden nickle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Dudley Do-Right is ranked 28,627^th in the world and 1^st in Saskatchewan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.4 law-abiding acts per hour.