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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,353rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,573rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,889th
The Snarky Dude of
Moralistic Democracy
Who cares, not me
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Some

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Dudley Do-Right

Population11.288 billion

CapitalDudley Do-Right City
LeaderMr Kite

Currencyhorse
AnimalWooden nickle

The Snarky Dude of Dudley Do-Right is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Kite with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 11.288 billion Dudley Do-Rightians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dudley Do-Right City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.4%.

The all-consuming Dudley Do-Rightian economy, worth 895 trillion horses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,343 horses, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Chocolate in Dudley Do-Right has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, there's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies, and a bureaucratic fight over DDRIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dudley Do-Right's national animal is the Wooden nickle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dudley Do-Right is ranked 178,105th in the world and 10th in Saskatchewan for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 28.95 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,353rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,573rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,889thLargest Black Market: 10,545thLargest Mining Sector: 10,867thMost Armed: 11,578thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,096thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,974thMost Devout: 17,663rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,585thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,917thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,892ndHighest Economic Output: 21,862ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,618th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dudley Do-Right, a bureaucratic fight over DDRIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Dudley Do-Right, there's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies.
  • : Following new legislation in Dudley Do-Right, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dudley Do-Right, chocolate in Dudley Do-Right has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dudley Do-Right, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders.
  • : Dudley Do-Right was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Dudley Do-Right, a decrease in wailing and gnashing of teeth at astronomical events is reducing demand for dentistry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dudley Do-Right, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Dudley Do-Right, Mr Kite's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Following new legislation in Dudley Do-Right, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.

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