The Republic of Drontenegro is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.083 billion Drontenegrins live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with International Aid and Spirituality not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The strong Drontenegrin economy, worth 121 trillion euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 58,233 euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 358,729 per year while the poor average 4,113, a ratio of 87.2 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, organ donation is compulsory, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Drontenegro's national animal is the Balkan lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Drontenegro is ranked 33,588^th in the world and 27^th in UEGDL Soviet Union for Fattest Citizens, with 15.07 Obesity Rate.