The Oppressed Peoples of Drogmar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Unspeakable One with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.37 billion Drogmarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeredathath. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Drogmarian economy, worth a remarkable 9,231 trillion blood diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 563,954 blood diamonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, and police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drogmar's national animal is the Horrific Demon of Fear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Philosophic Sufferianism.

Drogmar is ranked 182,330^th in the world and 6,069^th in Balder for Longest Average Lifespans, with 64.59 years.