Population | 18.679 billion |
Capital | Zeredathath |
Leader | The Unspeakable One |
Faith | Philosophic Sufferianism |
Currency | blood diamond |
Animal | Horrific Demon of Fear |
The Oppressed Peoples of Drogmar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Unspeakable One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, disturbing lack of elderly people, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.679 billion Drogmarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeredathath. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Drogmarian economy, worth an astonishing 11,095 trillion blood diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 594,029 blood diamonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drogmar's national animal is the Horrific Demon of Fear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Philosophic Sufferianism.
Drogmar is ranked 145th in the world and 4th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 408,826.57 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Drogmar, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
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Drogmar, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
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Drogmar, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
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Drogmar, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
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Drogmar, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
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Drogmar, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
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Drogmar, citizens can freely debate whether The Unspeakable One is a great leader or the greatest leader.
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Drogmar, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship The Unspeakable One day after day.
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Drogmar, organ donation is compulsory.
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Drogmar, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.