The Oppressed Peoples of Drogmar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Unspeakable One with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, rampant corporate plagiarism, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.556 billion Drogmarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeredathath. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Drogmarian economy, worth a remarkable 7,477 trillion blood diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 513,694 blood diamonds, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The clergy of Philosophic Sufferianism remains a single-sex institution, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Drogmar's national animal is the Horrific Demon of Fear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Philosophic Sufferianism.

Drogmar is ranked 2,223^rd in the world and 77^th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 176,342.95 Standard Monetary Units.