by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Suffering for everyone but me
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Nuke Control Cards

Drogmar

Population14.556 billion

CapitalZeredathath
LeaderThe Unspeakable One
FaithPhilosophic Sufferianism

Currencyblood diamond
AnimalHorrific Demon of Fear

The Oppressed Peoples of Drogmar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Unspeakable One with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, rampant corporate plagiarism, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.556 billion Drogmarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeredathath. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Drogmarian economy, worth a remarkable 7,477 trillion blood diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 513,694 blood diamonds, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The clergy of Philosophic Sufferianism remains a single-sex institution, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Drogmar's national animal is the Horrific Demon of Fear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Philosophic Sufferianism.

Drogmar is ranked 2,223rd in the world and 77th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 176,342.95 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 61stMost Corrupt Governments: 106thLargest Black Market: 112thLowest Crime Rates: 179thHighest Average Incomes: 266thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 341stLargest Governments: 390thLargest Mining Sector: 401stHighest Average Tax Rates: 509thMost Armed: 527thLargest Agricultural Sector: 557thMost Avoided: 658thHighest Economic Output: 834thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 899thFattest Citizens: 956thMost Conservative: 1,259thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,295thMost Devout: 1,309thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,535thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,223rdTop
5%
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,928thRudest Citizens: 5,196thNudest: 6,358thMost Authoritarian: 8,098thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 15,247thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,582ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,181stMost Efficient Economies: 21,388th
Top
1%
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionMost Conservative: 35th in the regionFattest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Devout: 62nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 73rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 77th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 79th in the regionTop
5%
Most Subsidized Industry: 113th in the regionRudest Citizens: 220th in the regionNudest: 258th in the regionMost Stationary: 264th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 291st in the regionMost Influential: 308th in the regionLargest Populations: 342nd in the regionTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 453rd in the regionMost Extreme: 528th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 760th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : Drogmar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, the clergy of Philosophic Sufferianism remains a single-sex institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, most pop videos prominently feature the Drogmarian flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes.

More...

View Forum posts

Report