The Iron Mall of Dragyn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joff Bezotheon with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 36.401 billion Dragyns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Retalia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dracynic economy, worth an astonishing 23,524 trillion altcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 646,271 altcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,086,534 per year while the poor average 42,656, a ratio of 95.8 to 1.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, and a rash of recently-elected candidates have begun to push Bigtopia-friendly policies. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dragyn's national animal is the anaconda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amazonism.

Dragyn is ranked 34,839^th in the world and 54^th in Anarchy for Highest Drug Use, scoring 328.57 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.