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Rudest Citizens: 9thLargest Retail Industry: 10thMost Avoided: 13th
The Iron Mall of
Capitalizt
Shop 'til you drop!
Joff Bezotheon
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Dragyn

Population32.284 billion

CapitalRetalia City
LeaderJoff Bezotheon
FaithAmazonism

Currencyaltcoin
Animalanaconda

The Iron Mall of Dragyn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joff Bezotheon with an even hand, and remarkable for its feral children, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 32.284 billion Dragyns enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Retalia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dracynic economy, worth an astonishing 20,492 trillion altcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 634,766 altcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,442,035 per year while the poor average 31,159, a ratio of 142 to 1.

Wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, taxpayer-funded government ads are promoting Brancaland as a premier filming location, and the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dragyn's national animal is the anaconda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amazonism.

Dragyn is ranked 239,421st in the world and 122nd in Anarchy for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -41.47 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 9thLargest Retail Industry: 10thMost Avoided: 13thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17thFattest Citizens: 20thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21stMost Corrupt Governments: 30thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 34thLargest Mining Sector: 42ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 45thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 48thMost Armed: 51stLargest Insurance Industry: 59thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 60thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61stHighest Crime Rates: 70thHighest Economic Output: 83rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 101stHighest Average Incomes: 123rdMost Secular: 142ndLargest Gambling Industry: 170thLargest Agricultural Sector: 190thMost Ignorant Citizens: 249thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 265thMost Valuable International Artwork: 452ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 684thMost Efficient Economies: 746thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 967thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,135thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,207thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,453rdMost Pro-Market: 1,782ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,865thLargest Populations: 1,899thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,988thLargest Black Market: 7,506thTop
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Nudest: 12,184thHighest Drug Use: 16,300thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,354thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,280th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, taxpayer-funded government ads are promoting Brancaland as a premier filming location.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, astronauts take one small step for Dragyn and one giant step backward from confrontation.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.

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