The Iron Mall of Dragyn is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joff Bezotheon with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 38.658 billion Dragyns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Retalia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dracynic economy, worth an astonishing 25,183 trillion altcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 651,451 altcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,142,783 per year while the poor average 42,349, a ratio of 97.8 to 1.

ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, and companies balk at paying their workers. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dragyn's national animal is the anaconda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amazonism.

Dragyn is ranked 294,388^th in the world and 175^th in Anarchy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.37 law-abiding acts per hour.