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Rudest Citizens: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 9thMost Avoided: 17th
The Iron Mall of
Anarchy
Shop 'til you drop!
Joff Bezotheon
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Dragyn

Population31.296 billion

CapitalRetalia City
LeaderJoff Bezotheon
FaithAmazonism

Currencyaltcoin
Animalanaconda

The Iron Mall of Dragyn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joff Bezotheon with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.296 billion Dragyns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Retalia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dracynic economy, worth an astonishing 19,437 trillion altcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 621,071 altcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,205,435 per year while the poor average 33,783, a ratio of 124 to 1.

Puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, a shout of "stop in the name of the law!" is more of a request than an order, and surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dragyn's national animal is the anaconda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amazonism.

Dragyn is ranked 230,277th in the world and 141st in Anarchy for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1.77 Tourists Per Hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 9thMost Avoided: 17thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20thFattest Citizens: 22ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 23rdMost Corrupt Governments: 29thLargest Mining Sector: 41stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48thHighest Disposable Incomes: 50thLargest Insurance Industry: 55thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 62ndMost Armed: 73rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 74thHighest Economic Output: 87thHighest Crime Rates: 105thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 113thHighest Average Incomes: 127thMost Secular: 167thLargest Agricultural Sector: 180thLargest Gambling Industry: 225thMost Valuable International Artwork: 255thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 277thMost Ignorant Citizens: 303rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 660thMost Efficient Economies: 786thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 894thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,199thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,431stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,608thLargest Populations: 1,923rdTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,178thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,991stLargest Black Market: 6,918thTop
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Nudest: 11,646thMost Pro-Market: 14,111thHighest Drug Use: 15,052ndMost Politically Free: 15,572ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,246thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,278thMost Extreme: 20,871st
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, a shout of "stop in the name of the law!" is more of a request than an order.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.
  • : Dragyn's influence in Anarchy rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, Joff Bezotheon's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, Retalia City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.

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