The Socialist Federal Republic of Dorlania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Viaczaslau Matskevicz with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.054 billion Dorlanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Molodziev. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dorlanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,279 trillion Roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 251,754 Roubles, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,394,238 per year while the poor average 22,879, a ratio of 60.9 to 1.

The only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Dorlania's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is secularism.

Dorlania is ranked 221,686^th in the world and 8,856^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 28.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.