The United Cartographer Kingdoms of Dogmenland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Sean MacDonald with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 3.087 billion Dogesians and Menesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Fleminson. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dogmenlandian economy, worth 300 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,220 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, foreign leaders are advising that Prime Minister Sean MacDonald's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, and snap elections are called over every minor impasse. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dogmenland's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Dogmenland is ranked 251,788^th in the world and 28^th in Saint Osmund for Most Primitive, scoring -157.81 on the Scary Big Number Scale.