The Neighborhood of Doerr-Steindorf is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Steve Kelly with an even hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 10.779 billion Doerr-Steindorfians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doer Park. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doerr-Steindorfian economy, worth a remarkable 1,523 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 141,319 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Steve Kelly day after day, all recreational drugs are legal, and no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Doerr-Steindorf's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Doerr-Steindorf is ranked 195,692^nd in the world and 3,422^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2.45 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.