by Max Barry

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,419thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,748thMost Primitive: 1,841st
The Rogue Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
bad and naughty kids go to Disourse for their sins
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Nuke Control Cards

Discourse

Population1.838 billion

LeaderProblematic Fave
FaithPrivilege

Currencyreceipt
Animalmeme

The Rogue Nation of Discourse is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Problematic Fave with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.838 billion problematic people are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.8%.

The large but inefficient problematic economy, worth 112 trillion receipts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,028 receipts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 172,755 per year while the poor average 17,239, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

The thought of funding space programs drives Problematic Fave crazy, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, and shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Discourse's national animal is the meme, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Privilege.

Discourse is ranked 174,389th in the world and 5th in Marionette for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 448.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,419thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,748thMost Primitive: 1,841stTop
5%
Most Avoided: 4,026thNudest: 6,205thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,357thMost Secular: 7,071stMost Conservative: 7,264thLargest Mining Sector: 8,103rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,942ndMost Authoritarian: 10,208thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,690thTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 21,940thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,120thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,191stMost Patriotic: 28,822nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Discourse, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
  • : Following new legislation in Discourse, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in Discourse, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
  • : Following new legislation in Discourse, the thought of funding space programs drives Problematic Fave crazy.
  • : Following new legislation in Discourse, global warming is heating up.
  • : Following new legislation in Discourse, soporific speeches from Problematic Fave have left the opposition utterly knocked out.
  • : Following new legislation in Discourse, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
  • : Following new legislation in Discourse, hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
  • : Following new legislation in Discourse, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Discourse, a soldier's body is a temple.

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