The Borderlands of Dimzon is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 26 million Dimzonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Dimzonian economy, worth 1.67 trillion Ducky Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 64,277 Ducky Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Home renovation shows are increasingly popular, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt, and couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dimzon's national animal is the Unicorn.

Dimzon is ranked 97,818^th in the world and 1^st in The Sparkliest Region for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 44.83 on the Kitten Softness Rating.