
| Population | 4.047 billion |
| Capital | Das Dapital |
| Leader | Da Deader |
| Faith | De Dofficial Deligion |
| Currency | Dibertie |
| Animal | Double-Deaded Deagle |
The Democratic Depublic of Dew Default Dation is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Da Deader with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 4.047 billion Ditizens are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Dapital. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Ditizen economy, worth 292 trillion Diberties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,282 Diberties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Dew Default Dation's fine wines are renowned throughout the region, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dew Default Dation's national animal is the Double-Deaded Deagle and its national religion is De Dofficial Deligion.
Dew Default Dation is ranked 52,247th in the world and 696th in eta for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,796.99 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Dew Default Dation, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
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Dew Default Dation, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
- : Following new legislation in
Dew Default Dation, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
- : Following new legislation in
Dew Default Dation, Dew Default Dation's fine wines are renowned throughout the region.
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Dew Default Dation, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike.
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Dew Default Dation, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
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Dew Default Dation, universities now offer degrees in cycling etiquette.
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Dew Default Dation, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
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Dew Default Dation, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work.
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Dew Default Dation, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.






















