Population | 8.721 billion |
Capital | Naverfanle |
Leader | The Boss |
Faith | Outer One |
Currency | Sliver Coin |
Animal | Eagle |
The Free Land of Denson is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Boss with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.721 billion Densonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naverfanle. The average income tax rate is 26.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Densonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,711 trillion Sliver Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 425,572 Sliver Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denson's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Outer One.
Denson is ranked 414th in the world and 8th in the Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 21,148.86 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Denson, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'.
- : Following new legislation in Denson, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
- : Following new legislation in Denson, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
- : Following new legislation in Denson, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
- : Following new legislation in Denson, Densonians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
- : Following new legislation in Denson, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk.
- : Following new legislation in Denson, the government prefers to leave the past buried.
- : Following new legislation in Denson, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
- : Following new legislation in Denson, it's illegal to be caught on tape.
- : Following new legislation in Denson, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.