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Most Patriotic: 163rdLargest Retail Industry: 165thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 390th
The Free Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Obey or Die
The Boss
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Denson

Population8.721 billion

CapitalNaverfanle
LeaderThe Boss
FaithOuter One

CurrencySliver Coin
AnimalEagle

The Free Land of Denson is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Boss with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.721 billion Densonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naverfanle. The average income tax rate is 26.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Densonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,711 trillion Sliver Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 425,572 Sliver Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denson's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Outer One.

Denson is ranked 414th in the world and 8th in the Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 21,148.86 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Patriotic: 163rdLargest Retail Industry: 165thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 390thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 414thLargest Agricultural Sector: 470thHighest Disposable Incomes: 622ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 749thHighest Average Incomes: 880thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 899thMost Efficient Economies: 931stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,054thRudest Citizens: 1,207thFattest Citizens: 1,440thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,588thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,739thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,864thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,985thLargest Mining Sector: 2,045thMost Armed: 2,194thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,301stMost Cultured: 2,470thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,005thLargest Governments: 3,357thLargest Black Market: 3,636thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,695thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,224thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,835thSmartest Citizens: 5,096thHighest Economic Output: 5,456thMost Devout: 5,663rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,891stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,442ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,972ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,929thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,050thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 16,528thMost Influential: 18,428thMost Developed: 19,829thLowest Crime Rates: 22,608thMost Stationary: 26,668th
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Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Armed: 34th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 46th in the regionMost Cultured: 56th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 57th in the regionMost Devout: 59th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 61st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 62nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 71st in the regionLargest Governments: 89th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 101st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 121st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 133rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 147th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 271st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 279th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 323rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 328th in the regionMost Influential: 329th in the regionLargest Populations: 374th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 397th in the regionMost Developed: 398th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Denson, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'.
  • : Following new legislation in Denson, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Denson, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Denson, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
  • : Following new legislation in Denson, Densonians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in Denson, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk.
  • : Following new legislation in Denson, the government prefers to leave the past buried.
  • : Following new legislation in Denson, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Denson, it's illegal to be caught on tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Denson, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.

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