Democratic Republic of Oppression
Population | 25.654 billion |
Capital | Hell Peak |
Leader | The Dictator |
Faith | The State |
Currency | Skull |
Animal | Human |
The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of Oppression is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Dictator with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.654 billion Slave to The States are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell Peak. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.
The frighteningly efficient a Slave to The State economy, worth an astonishing 11,848 trillion Skulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 461,870 Skulls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, one-upping each other in conversation is strictly prohibited, and government statistics suggest 115% of the population love The Dictator. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Republic of Oppression's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The State.
Democratic Republic of Oppression is ranked 290,947th in the world and 89th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Safest, scoring 2.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Republic of Oppression, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love The Dictator.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Republic of Oppression, one-upping each other in conversation is strictly prohibited.
- : Democratic Republic of Oppression was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Republic of Oppression, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Republic of Oppression, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
- : Democratic Republic of Oppression was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, Most Stationary, Most Patriotic, Most Primitive, and Most Avoided.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Republic of Oppression, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Republic of Oppression, the government is a law unto itself.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Republic of Oppression, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Republic of Oppression, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.