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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 72ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 118thLargest Black Market: 152nd
The Corrupt Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Terror. Strength. Oppression.
Duke Emeritus of Psychotic Dictatorships
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Democratic Republic of Oppression

Population21.613 billion

CapitalHell Peak
LeaderThe Dictator
FaithThe State


The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of Oppression is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Dictator with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, lack of airports, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.613 billion Slave to The States are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell Peak. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient a Slave to The State economy, worth a remarkable 9,207 trillion Skulls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 426,036 Skulls, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

It's said that a Slave to The State always pays his debts with significant compounding, Human-wagons to Hell Peak are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads, children cry as government officials steal their water pistols, and citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Republic of Oppression's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The State.

Democratic Republic of Oppression is ranked 45,294th in the world and 49th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,720.6 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 72ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 118thLargest Black Market: 152ndLargest Mining Sector: 158thMost Devout: 164thLargest Insurance Industry: 209thMost Corrupt Governments: 247thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 299thMost Avoided: 353rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 408thMost Advanced Public Transport: 418thMost Subsidized Industry: 423rdMost Primitive: 510thFattest Citizens: 544thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 610thMost Patriotic: 649thHighest Average Incomes: 735thHighest Economic Output: 743rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 892ndLargest Governments: 1,355thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,636thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,876thMost Stationary: 1,927thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,085thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,268thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,498thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,854thLowest Crime Rates: 2,885thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,384thRudest Citizens: 3,487thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,498thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,396thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,332ndNudest: 6,654thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,647thMost Conservative: 7,802ndLargest Populations: 8,027thMost Influential: 9,053rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,766th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Primitive: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the region

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