Democratic Republic of Oppression
Population | 26.929 billion |
Capital | Hell Peak |
Leader | The Dictator |
Faith | The State |
Currency | Skull |
Animal | Human |
The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of Oppression is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Dictator with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.929 billion Slave to The States are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell Peak. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.
The frighteningly efficient a Slave to The State economy, worth an astonishing 12,609 trillion Skulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 468,239 Skulls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians take citizens for idiots, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Democratic Republic of Oppression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Republic of Oppression's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The State.
Democratic Republic of Oppression is ranked 204th in the world and 1st in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 19,485.41 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Republic of Oppression, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Democratic Republic of Oppression.
- : Democratic Republic of Oppression was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Republic of Oppression, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Republic of Oppression, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Republic of Oppression, politicians take citizens for idiots.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Republic of Oppression, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Republic of Oppression, Democratic Republic of Oppression is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Republic of Oppression, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Republic of Oppression, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Republic of Oppression, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.