Democratic Republic of Oppression
Population | 21.613 billion |
Capital | Hell Peak |
Leader | The Dictator |
Faith | The State |
Currency | Skull |
Animal | Human |
The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of Oppression is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Dictator with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, lack of airports, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.613 billion Slave to The States are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell Peak. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient a Slave to The State economy, worth a remarkable 9,207 trillion Skulls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 426,036 Skulls, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.
It's said that a Slave to The State always pays his debts with significant compounding, Human-wagons to Hell Peak are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads, children cry as government officials steal their water pistols, and citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Republic of Oppression's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The State.
Democratic Republic of Oppression is ranked 45,294th in the world and 49th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,720.6 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Democratic Republic of Oppression's influence in Psychotic Dictatorships rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
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Democratic Republic of Oppression, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
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Democratic Republic of Oppression, children cry as government officials steal their water pistols.
- : Following new legislation in
Democratic Republic of Oppression, Human-wagons to Hell Peak are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads.
- : Following new legislation in
Democratic Republic of Oppression, it's said that a Slave to The State always pays his debts with significant compounding.
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Democratic Republic of Oppression, charities reserve the right to not help those who go against religious teachings.
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Democratic Republic of Oppression was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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Democratic Republic of Oppression, every worker receives exactly the same pay regardless of productivity.
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Democratic Republic of Oppression, spiritual leaders preach that the poor are being punished for their sins.
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Democratic Republic of Oppression, having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom.