The Fiefdom of Deafria is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.127 billion Deafrians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Defense and Public Transport receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Deafrian economy, worth 288 trillion joyaus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 135,776 joyaus, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,220,847 per year while the poor average 1,892, a ratio of 645 to 1.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, and agricultural employees work for peanuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Deafria's national animal is the chameau, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Deafria is ranked 32,021^st in the world and 19^th in Dystopian Utopia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,573.91 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.