The State of DBA KLO is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.638 billion DBA KLOians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.5%.

The very strong DBA KLOian economy, worth 445 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 41,851 betales, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, the Governor has just been declared ruler of DBA KLO in an international press conference, and DBA KLO has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate. DBA KLO's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

DBA KLO is ranked 65,325^th in the world and 23^rd in The Federation of Independent Nations for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,695.82 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.