The Commercial Success of Dawson Is The Moon is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Dawson with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.9 billion Dawsons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Creek. The average income tax rate is 74.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dawson economy, worth a remarkable 1,615 trillion Moonbucks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,760 Moonbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

You're only as old as you feel, Dawsons suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, Dawson's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, and amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dawson Is The Moon's national animal is the Mouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dawsonism.

Dawson Is The Moon is ranked 34,021^st in the world and 4^th in The Moon for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 19,699.43 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.