The Protectorate of Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Dancer with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 23.268 billion Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christmasville. The average income tax rate is 89.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,764 trillion Toys a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,788 Toys, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The drive to dismantle public transport has crashed and burned, former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', and preservative manufacturers are told to put a lid on it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christmas.

Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen is ranked 24,263^rd in the world and 4^th in Christmas for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 30,327.53 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.