The Incorporated States of Darth Vortex is a mammoth, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 5.945 billion Darth Vortexians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.9%.

The Darth Vortexian economy, worth 236 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 39,767 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darth Vortex's national animal is the Kitsune.

Darth Vortex is ranked 173,977^th in the world and 1^st in The Western Light Outpost for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,490.19 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.