The Republic of Darlizplot is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, vat-grown people, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.539 billion Darlizplotians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 52.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Darlizplotian economy, worth 500 trillion arils a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,550 arils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Darlizplotian roads, Leader isn't a national brand, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darlizplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Darlizplot is ranked 311,195^th in the world and 1,665^th in ArilCards Inc for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.