The Republic of Dalmatovsky District is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The cynical, devout population of 538 million Dalmatovsky Districtians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.2%.

The very strong Dalmatovsky Districtian economy, worth 40.3 trillion Ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,955 Ducats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 224,740 per year while the poor average 19,531, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Dalmatovsky Districtians like vultures, and overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalmatovsky District's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dalmatovsky District is ranked 217,746^th in the world and 352^nd in Novaya Zemlya for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.