The Free Land of Dafol is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working population of 610 million Dafolians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.6%.

The thriving Dafolian economy, worth 52.3 trillion afns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 85,745 afns, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, only native-born Dafolians who have never left the nation are permitted to run for office, and the world outside is only known of in folklore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dafol's national animal is the cow.

Dafol is ranked 130,162^nd in the world and 5,365^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 68.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.