The Major Dictatorships of Czed is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Taliban with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.223 billion Czeds are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Å. The average income tax rate is 36.1%.

The strong Czedi economy, worth 72.3 trillion Czed Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,083 Czed Francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, fish with fish chips have become the new Czedi food staple, and the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czed's national animal is the Rhino, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Czed is ranked 298,726^th in the world and 1^st in The World Wide Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.