The Republic of CRMF Carnolia is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 260 million CRMF Carnolians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped CRMF Carnolian economy, worth 6.46 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 24,864 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CRMF Carnolia's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

CRMF Carnolia is ranked 111,877^th in the world and 5^th in Circumference for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,753.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.