The Armed Republic of CR67 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.804 billion CR67ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient CR67ian economy, worth 932 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,626 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The judicial system legislates morality, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, the legal profession considers itself above the law, and all technology must be personally blessed by religious officials before purchase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CR67's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CR67 is ranked 270,643^rd in the world and 789^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 38.17 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.