The Democratic Republic of Countriopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its digital currency, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.066 billion Countriopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biseru. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Countriopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,504 trillion Rotons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 360,056 Rotons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Countriopia's national animal is the Countriopian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Countriopia is ranked 71,581st in the world and 2nd in Solidaritat for Most Authoritarian, with 878.83 milliStalins.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Countriopia, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
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Countriopia, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
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Countriopia, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe.
- : Following new legislation in
Countriopia, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
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Countriopia, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
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Countriopia, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
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Countriopia, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense.
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Countriopia, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
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Countriopia, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
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Countriopia, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.