The Democratic Republic of Countriopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.356 billion Countriopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biseru. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Countriopian economy, worth an astonishing 15,304 trillion Rotons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 504,163 Rotons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), black gold is looking more brown these days, and legend has it Leader's shower singing echoes through the halls of government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Countriopia's national animal is the Countriopian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Countriopia is ranked 46^th in the world and 1^st in Solidaritat for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 41,240.55 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.