The Protectorate of Cossacks Tutorial is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.635 billion Cossacks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Education and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cossacks Tutorialian economy, worth 313 trillion Old Soviet Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,284 Old Soviet Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

It isn't a secret plot without caviar and foie gras, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban, and thorough preparation of street foods defeats the purpose of really fast food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cossacks Tutorial's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cossacks Tutorial is ranked 299,540^th in the world and 82^nd in Shin Godzilla for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.