| Population | 5.159 billion |
| Capital | Werrsimburg |
| Leader | Their Most-Eternal of Queen Elizabeth II |
| Faith | Eternalism |
| Currency | poun |
| Animal | bri'ish corgie |
The Quesbian Puppet of Corvio is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Their Most-Eternal of Queen Elizabeth II with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.159 billion Corvs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Werrsimburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Corvoi economy, worth 546 trillion pouns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,840 pouns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 444,279 per year while the poor average 16,389, a ratio of 27.1 to 1.
Elections have recently been reintroduced to Corvio, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corvio's national animal is the bri'ish corgie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eternalism.
Corvio is ranked 281,221st in the world and 62nd in Quesbia Puppet Storage for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Corvio's influence in Quesbia Puppet Storage rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
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Corvio's influence in Quesbia Puppet Storage fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
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Corvio's influence in Quesbia Puppet Storage fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
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Corvio's influence in Quesbia Puppet Storage fell from "Powerbroker" to "Duckspeaker".
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Corvio's influence in Quesbia Puppet Storage rose from "Zero" to "Powerbroker".
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Corvio relocated from Lazarus to Quesbia Puppet Storage.
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Corvio was refounded in Lazarus.
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Corvio ceased to exist in Quesbia Puppet Storage.
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Corvio, an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD.
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Corvio, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.









































