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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,400thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,047thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,169th
The Quesbian Puppet of
Iron Fist Consumerists
May Corvio last eternally among the nations
Their Most-Eternal of Queen Elizabeth II
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Corvio

Population5.159 billion

CapitalWerrsimburg
LeaderTheir Most-Eternal of Queen Elizabeth II
FaithEternalism

Currencypoun
Animalbri'ish corgie

The Quesbian Puppet of Corvio is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Their Most-Eternal of Queen Elizabeth II with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.159 billion Corvs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Werrsimburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Corvoi economy, worth 546 trillion pouns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,840 pouns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 444,279 per year while the poor average 16,389, a ratio of 27.1 to 1.

Elections have recently been reintroduced to Corvio, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corvio's national animal is the bri'ish corgie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eternalism.

Corvio is ranked 281,221st in the world and 62nd in Quesbia Puppet Storage for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,400thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,047thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,169thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,702ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,228thTop
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Most Devout: 16,538thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,477thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,365thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,558thMost Armed: 21,741stMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,740th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the region

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