The Socialist Federation of Cornasitria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairman Milos Jakoński with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.41 billion Cornasitrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trińtan. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Cornasitrian economy, worth 133 trillion mędáls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 94,988 mędáls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and the best defense is a good fence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cornasitria's national animal is the mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State non-theism.

Cornasitria is ranked 70,286^th in the world and 9^th in Surpridom of the Left for Highest Average Incomes, with 94,988.97 Standard Monetary Units.