The Kingdom of Coolmanmop2 is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 23 million Coolmanmop2ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Coolmanmop2ian economy, worth 965 billion mops a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,968 mops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

City workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Coolmanmop2's national animal is the Coolmanmop2, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Coolmanmop2 is ranked 313,543^rd in the world and 1^st in Coolmanmop2 for Largest Populations, with 23.0 million capita.