The Confederacy of Comuni is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Baphomet with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, flagrant waste-dumping, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.529 billion Comunians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravensworth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Comunian economy, worth a remarkable 9,828 trillion Hammers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 302,131 Hammers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,802,860 per year while the poor average 3,063, a ratio of 914 to 1.

The country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, the smallest Comunian towns can be seen from space, entomologists flock to Ravensworth for its remarkable gadfly population, and the highest sporting award is the Grail of Tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comuni's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Comuni is ranked 330,778^th in the world and 17,819^th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 0.12 average smiles per day.