The Free Land of Communications Officer is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning dolphin population. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.472 billion Communications Officerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 13.8%.

The strong Communications Officerian economy, worth 158 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 64,126 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains. Crime is almost non-existent. Communications Officer's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Communications Officer is ranked 135,031^st in the world and 2^nd in The Intersection for Most Developed, scoring 56.94 on the Human Development Index.