The Federation of Commpan is a small, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The cynical population of 36 million Commpanians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Commpanian economy, worth 1.23 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 34,289 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commpan's national animal is the gibbon, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Commpan is ranked 220,714^th in the world and 66^th in womp for Safest, scoring 49.91 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.