The United Socialist States of Commie Nation of Love is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Fearless Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.728 billion Commie Nation of Loveans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Commie Nation of Lovean economy, worth 73.9 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 15,638 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commie Nation of Love's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Commie Nation of Love is ranked 243,834^th in the world and 52^nd in One big Island for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.59 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.