The Government Building of COA Dispatch Office is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by COA Vice-President with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 5.514 billion Asians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vice-Presidential Office in Taihoku. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Asian economy, worth 181 trillion ACCS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 32,870 ACCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pan-Asianism has been named as COA Dispatch Office's national religion, COA Vice-President has just been declared ruler of COA Dispatch Office in an international press conference, and COA Dispatch Office has designated Vice-Presidential Office in Taihoku as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. COA Dispatch Office's national animal is the Dragon and its national religion is Pan-Asianism.

COA Dispatch Office is ranked 86,981^st in the world and 258^th in Council of Asia for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.