The Tropical Paradise of Clang Island is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Wysiwyg with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 32.069 billion Clang Islanders love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maia. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Clang Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,713 trillion prudoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,994 prudoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, a degree in King Wysiwyg Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, and pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clang Island's national animal is the tree frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is sun worship.

Clang Island is ranked 34,243^rd in the world and 2^nd in The Scandalian Alliance for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 200.27 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.