The United States of Chudtopia3 is a large, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 124 million Chudtopia3ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 7.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Chudtopia3ian economy, worth 8.19 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 66,024 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Chudtopia3ian, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Chudtopia3's national animal is the Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chudtopia3 is ranked 83,742^nd in the world and 85^th in Benigtopia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,588.76 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.