The Most Holy and Grand Empire of Christian Democrats is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Holiness Pope Francis with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 21.284 billion Christian Democrats enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 22.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Christian Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 4,821 trillion νόμισμαs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 226,542 νόμισμαs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Christian Democratic politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christian Democrats's national animal is the lamb, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Christian Democrats is ranked 1,445^th in the world and 1^st in Catholic for Smartest Citizens, with 187.74 Quips Per Hour.