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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 136th Most Devout: 174th Most Efficient Economies: 181st
The Most Holy and Grand Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Iesus via et veritas et vita est
Influence
Power
WA Delegate / Guardian
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend

Christian Democrats

Population18.532 billion

CapitalRome
LeaderHis Holiness Pope Francis
FaithCatholicism

Currencyνόμισμα
Animallamb

The Most Holy and Grand Empire of Christian Democrats is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by His Holiness Pope Francis with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 18.532 billion Christian Democrats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 17.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Christian Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 4,158 trillion νόμισμαs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 224,413 νόμισμαs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christian Democrats's national animal is the lamb, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Christian Democrats is ranked 94,719th in the world and 50th in Catholic for Most Authoritarian, with 0.18 Stalins.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 136thMost Devout: 174thMost Efficient Economies: 181stLargest Publishing Industry: 413thMost Influential: 616thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 769thMost Compassionate Citizens: 841stSmartest Citizens: 1,363rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,403rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,486thMost Cultured: 1,558thHighest Economic Output: 1,571stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,676thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 1,832ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,134thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,236thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,256thMost Stationary: 2,271stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,341stMost Avoided: 2,610thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,020thSafest: 3,380thHighest Average Incomes: 3,512thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,779thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,819thHealthiest Citizens: 4,197thLargest Governments: 4,403rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,411thLargest Populations: 4,590thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,616thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,769thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,769thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,653rdMost Pacifist: 8,085thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,070th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Christian Democrats.
  • : Christian Democrats agreed to construct embassies between Catholic and The Bourbon Commonwealth.
  • : Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, several politicians have resigned following clarifications that "bribe" and "donation" are not actually synonyms.
  • : Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
  • : Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics.

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