The Most Holy and Grand Empire of Christian Democrats is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Holiness Pope Francis with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 23.944 billion Christian Democrats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 26.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Christian Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 5,479 trillion νόμισμαs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 228,863 νόμισμαs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable, and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christian Democrats's national animal is the lamb, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Christian Democrats is ranked 208,092^nd in the world and 105^th in Catholic for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -25.04 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.