The Most Holy and Grand Empire of Christian Democrats is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Holiness Pope Francis with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 25.329 billion Christian Democrats enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Christian Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 5,741 trillion νόμισμαs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 226,690 νόμισμαs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, the holiest shrine in Catholicism is on another world, and museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christian Democrats's national animal is the lamb, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Christian Democrats is ranked 88,440^th in the world and 40^th in Catholic for Largest Black Market, with 661 billion Standard Monetary Units.