The Most Holy and Grand Empire of Christian Democrats is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Pope Francis with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 30.32 billion Christian Democrats enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 35.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Christian Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 6,886 trillion νόμισμαs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,136 νόμισμαs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pope Francis's new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face', children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, civic leaders eagerly encourage sinners to spend more time on their knees, and escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christian Democrats's national animal is the lamb, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Christian Democrats is ranked 305,935^th in the world and 85^th in Catholic for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.82 pounds of wildlife per square mile.