The Most Holy and Grand Empire of Christian Democrats is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by His Holiness Pope Francis with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 21.644 billion Christian Democrats enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 23.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Christian Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 4,903 trillion νόμισμαs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 226,538 νόμισμαs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Christian Democratic Desert, the government thinks Christian Democrats can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together, and video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christian Democrats's national animal is the lamb, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Christian Democrats is ranked 1,485^th in the world and 2^nd in Catholic for Highest Economic Output, with 4,903 trillion Standard Monetary Units.