The Republic of Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCCXLVII is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.718 billion Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCCXLVIIians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 56.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCCXLVIIian economy, worth 164 trillion K'ihs a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,953 K'ihs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCCXLVII's national animal is the Leo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCCXLVII is ranked 201,915^th in the world and 5,302^nd in Suspicious for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 39.5 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.