The Holy Kingdom of Chetailosida is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lady Grey with a fair hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, state-planned economy, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.761 billion Chets love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phaaze. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Chetailosidan economy, worth a remarkable 1,007 trillion Elder Signs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 149,024 Elder Signs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, government expenses are beyond compare, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, and it is often said that only Lady Grey could bring down Dàguó. Crime is totally unknown. Chetailosida's national animal is the Star Child, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Chetailosida is ranked 4,697^th in the world and 219^th in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 19,563.38 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.