The Empire of Chesters Offspring is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 152 million Chesters Offspringians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Chesters Offspringian economy, worth 5.43 trillion peoples a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,725 peoples, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chesters Offspring's national animal is the goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chesters Offspring is ranked 97,046^th in the world and 32^nd in Ninjar Tyla Blevins Cancer Syndrome for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 87.16 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.