The Republic of Chels3a is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by President Behdad Eghbali|PM Xabi Alonso with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 916 million Chels have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stamford Bridge. The average income tax rate is 31.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Chelsean economy, worth 82.8 trillion US Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,410 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, and edutainment video games are taking Chels3a's students to the next level. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chels3a's national animal is the Stamford the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chels3a is ranked 251,919^th in the world and 694^th in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 916 million capita.