The Dominion of CFCY is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.631 billion CFCYians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charlottetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.3%.

The strong CFCYian economy, worth 676 trillion Oysters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 43,281 Oysters, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,263 per year while the poor average 2,325, a ratio of 126 to 1.

CFCY has designated Charlottetown as its capital city, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime is a problem. CFCY's national animal is the Spud Islander, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CFCY is ranked 160,371^st in the world and 6^th in The Maritimes for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 777.44 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.