The Queendom of Cecilly is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Silversteel Valkyrie Cecilly with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.761 billion Cecilites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silversteel Citadel. The average income tax rate is 1.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cecilian economy, worth a remarkable 6,013 trillion Drachamas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 320,505 Drachamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime is totally unknown. Cecilly's national animal is the Lunar Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Will of the Self.

Cecilly is ranked 276,452^nd in the world and 6,764^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -50.52 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.