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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,169thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,523rdBest Weather: 3,831st
The Most Loyal Catholic Union of
Democratic Socialists
May Mother Church shake all from their modern shackles
Servant of Orderia
Vicar General
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Castle Federation

Population18.405 billion

CapitalConstantine City
LeaderServant of Orderia
FaithRoman Catholicism


The Most Loyal Catholic Union of Castle Federation is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Servant of Orderia with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 18.405 billion Castle Federates are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantine City. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Castle Federationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,305 trillion Crests a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,905 Crests, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, builders across Castle Federation are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the newest shade developed by Castle Federation's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Castle Federation's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Castle Federation is ranked 230,740th in the world and 36th in Catholic for Highest Drug Use, scoring 61.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Best Weather: 3,831stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,152ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,374thMost Influential: 4,429thMost Devout: 5,444thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,887thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,239thSafest: 7,726thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,800thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,859thLowest Crime Rates: 8,909thMost Pacifist: 10,444thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,994thNicest Citizens: 11,818thHealthiest Citizens: 12,830thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,588thMost Cultured: 14,113thTop
Largest Populations: 16,444thHighest Food Quality: 16,534thHighest Economic Output: 17,676thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,522ndMost Developed: 21,501stLargest Governments: 24,531stMost Income Equality: 26,335thSmartest Citizens: 27,035thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,421st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 9th in the region

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