The Republic of Capolve is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.945 billion Capolveans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.

The Capolvean economy, worth 249 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,535 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, Jennifer Government is banned, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits, and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Capolve's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capolve is ranked 138,534^th in the world and 229^th in Dimmersun for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 469.82 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.