The Unidentified Masses of Cannot think of a name is a behemoth, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 50.015 billion Cannot think of a nameans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The strong Cannot think of a namean economy, worth a remarkable 5,392 trillion Sandwiches a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,820 Sandwiches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, the Federal Council of Cannot think of a name has been announced as the new Head of State, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Cannot think of a name's new capital, and Cannot think of a nameans submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cannot think of a name's national animal is the walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cannot think of a name is ranked 242^nd in the world and 1^st in Flotsam for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 17,359.55 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.