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Flotsam RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Baakon

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Stationary: 7th Largest Welfare Programs: 11th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 65th+26
Largest Populations: 71st Most Influential: 74th Most Beautiful Environments: 78th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 94th Longest Average Lifespans: 123rd Best Weather: 133rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 185th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 206th Most Pacifist: 246th Largest Governments: 249th Highest Economic Output: 281st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 289th Safest: 330th Most Advanced Public Education: 365th Lowest Crime Rates: 410th Smartest Citizens: 440th Nicest Citizens: 441st Most Cheerful Citizens: 445th Most Advanced Public Transport: 445th Most Compassionate Citizens: 467th Most Cultured: 482nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 828th Healthiest Citizens: 934th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,269th Most Developed: 1,307th Most Inclusive: 1,657th
World Factbook Entry

The land of Flotsam is a place where all nations are equal and have agreed to leave each other alone. It consists of rolling hills, the ever-stretching Astronomy Domine Mountains, and the crown jewel of the land, Flotsam Lake. There are rumors that an ancient civilization once thrived in the now center of the mammoth lake. Scientists are still trying to solve the mystery of its disappearance, but most believe the lake was once grasslands that were lost in either a massive earthquake, or wiped out by a giant meteor/UFO crash.

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Flotsam is home to a single nation.

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Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in Flotsam

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Flotsam is ranked 18,662nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Unidentified Masses of Cannot think of a nameLeft-Leaning College State“What's in a name?”

Regional Happenings

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Flotsam Regional Message Board

Is there anybody out there?

Bible salesmen

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

This is a general message to all nations in the Flotsam...

The nation formerly known as The Dictatorship of Hank Adolf is now known as The Holy Underwear of Hank Adolf.

Respect this name change, or accept the wrath of Hank Adolf's underwear (available in all sizes and colors [ball and ass sweat are extra]).

Hello? Is there anybody in there?

I think I need to be briefed!!

The Holy Underwear of Hank Adolf has been put in the hamper.

Crimson fields

Damn, and there was such potential.

Who cooked the Slabb of Baakon? Our great founder!

Bible salesmen

Dear United Nations,

SUCK IT!

regards,

The Bible Salesmen.

Bible salesmen

Morning prayer will now be mandatory. Non-participants will be shot. Prayer books are now required by law and are available wherever firearms are sold.

That is all.

Bible salesmen

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