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Flotsam RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Baakon

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Stationary: 4th Largest Welfare Programs: 10th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 62nd+27
Largest Populations: 69th Most Influential: 76th Most Beautiful Environments: 77th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 83rd Longest Average Lifespans: 109th Best Weather: 129th Highest Average Tax Rates: 203rd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 209th Most Pacifist: 238th Largest Governments: 257th Highest Economic Output: 270th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 296th Safest: 314th Most Advanced Public Education: 332nd Smartest Citizens: 390th Nicest Citizens: 405th Most Cheerful Citizens: 407th Lowest Crime Rates: 410th Most Compassionate Citizens: 434th Most Cultured: 437th Most Advanced Public Transport: 450th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 804th Healthiest Citizens: 868th Most Developed: 1,186th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,283rd Most Inclusive: 1,543rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,993rd
World Factbook Entry

The land of Flotsam is a place where all nations are equal and have agreed to leave each other alone. It consists of rolling hills, the ever-stretching Astronomy Domine Mountains, and the crown jewel of the land, Flotsam Lake. There are rumors that an ancient civilization once thrived in the now center of the mammoth lake. Scientists are still trying to solve the mystery of its disappearance, but most believe the lake was once grasslands that were lost in either a massive earthquake, or wiped out by a giant meteor/UFO crash.

Tags: Founderless, Minuscule, and Password.

Flotsam is home to a single nation.

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Today's World Census Report

The Most Avoided in Flotsam

Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.

As a region, Flotsam is ranked 20,194th in the world for Most Avoided.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Unidentified Masses of Cannot think of a nameLeft-Leaning College State“What's in a name?”

Regional Happenings


Flotsam Regional Message Board

Is there anybody out there?

Bible salesmen

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

This is a general message to all nations in the Flotsam...

The nation formerly known as The Dictatorship of Hank Adolf is now known as The Holy Underwear of Hank Adolf.

Respect this name change, or accept the wrath of Hank Adolf's underwear (available in all sizes and colors [ball and ass sweat are extra]).

Hello? Is there anybody in there?

I think I need to be briefed!!

The Holy Underwear of Hank Adolf has been put in the hamper.

Crimson fields

Damn, and there was such potential.

Who cooked the Slabb of Baakon? Our great founder!

Bible salesmen

Dear United Nations,



The Bible Salesmen.

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Morning prayer will now be mandatory. Non-participants will be shot. Prayer books are now required by law and are available wherever firearms are sold.

That is all.

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