The High Kingdom of Camelone is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by High King Cyneric II with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 11.826 billion Cameloneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Spirituality, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cnoc na Teamhrach. The average income tax rate is 8.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Camelonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,486 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,665 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Where there's a will there is usually a password manager, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, nations that kill a Camelonean can expect a strongly worded letter, and most believe 'tis better to give than to receive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Camelone's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Apostolic Catholicism.

Camelone is ranked 70,297^th in the world and 2^nd in Meridia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.