The High Kingdom of Camelone is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Frederick with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.945 billion Cameloneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Spirituality, and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cnoc na Teamhrach. The average income tax rate is 8.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Camelonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,088 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,668 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, edutainment video games are taking Camelone's students to the next level, and the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Camelone's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Camelone is ranked 51,447^th in the world and 4^th in Meridia for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,494.21 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.