by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 859th Most Devout: 1,558th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,499th
The High Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Gallantry and faith preserve the Fatherland
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population9.516 billion

CapitalCnoc na Teamhrach
LeaderHigh King Cyneric II
FaithApostolic Catholicism


The High Kingdom of Camelone is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by High King Cyneric II with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.516 billion Cameloneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Spirituality, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cnoc na Teamhrach. The average income tax rate is 8.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Camelonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,158 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,756 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Edutainment video games are taking Camelone's students to the next level, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Camelone's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Apostolic Catholicism.

Camelone is ranked 138,905th in the world and 4th in Meridia for Nudest, with 26.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 859thTop
Most Devout: 1,558thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,499thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,000thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,770thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,236thMost Cultured: 8,889thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,958thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,437thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,460thMost Avoided: 9,820thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,527thLargest Black Market: 10,995thHighest Economic Output: 11,797thMost Average: 14,346th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Camelone changed its national leader to "High King Cyneric II".
  • : Following new legislation in Camelone, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in Camelone, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
  • : Camelone changed its national faith to "Apostolic Catholicism".
  • : Camelone published "Fiefs of Camelone WIP" (Factbook: Politics).
  • : Camelone was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Camelone published "High King Cyneric II WIP" (Factbook: Politics).
  • : Camelone was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and Most Survivors.
  • : Camelone was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Eternal Strife of Meridia Administrator, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Camelone was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Commonwealth of Taledonia, curing 1 million infected.


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