by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 967thMost Devout: 1,883rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,692nd
The High Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Gallantry and faith preserve the Fatherland
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population15.958 billion

CapitalCnoc na Teamhrach
LeaderHigh King Cyneric II
FaithApostolic Catholicism


The High Kingdom of Camelone is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High King Cyneric II with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 15.958 billion Cameloneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Spirituality, and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cnoc na Teamhrach. The average income tax rate is 8.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Camelonean economy, worth a remarkable 2,005 trillion Sceats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,662 Sceats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Where there's a will there is usually a password manager, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, nations that kill a Camelonean can expect a strongly worded letter, and most believe 'tis better to give than to receive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Camelone's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Apostolic Catholicism.

Camelone is ranked 12,168th in the world and 660th in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,471.45 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 967thMost Devout: 1,883rdTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,692ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,560thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,324thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,310thMost Cultured: 9,537thHighest Economic Output: 9,665thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,168thLargest Black Market: 12,500thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,190thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,273rdMost Patriotic: 17,674thLargest Populations: 18,733rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,476thHighest Average Incomes: 23,818thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,007thMost Developed: 25,468thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 27,018thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,115th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 41st in the regionTop
Most Devout: 80th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 174th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 217th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 297th in the regionTop
Most Average: 359th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 397th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 450th in the regionLargest Populations: 481st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 489th in the regionMost Cultured: 520th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 562nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 568th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 660th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 700th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Camelone was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Camelone's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Camelone's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Camelone's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
  • : Camelone altered its national flag.
  • : Camelone was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Camelone ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Camelone was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Camelone's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Camelone was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.