by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,416thMost Devout: 2,230thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,687th
The High Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Gallantry and faith preserve the Fatherland
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population18.511 billion

CapitalCnoc na Teamhrach
LeaderHigh King Cyneric II
FaithApostolic Catholicism


The High Kingdom of Camelone is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High King Cyneric II with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 18.511 billion Cameloneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Spirituality, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cnoc na Teamhrach. The average income tax rate is 8.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Camelonean economy, worth a remarkable 2,326 trillion Sceats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,655 Sceats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Where there's a will there is usually a password manager, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, nations that kill a Camelonean can expect a strongly worded letter, and most believe 'tis better to give than to receive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Camelone's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Apostolic Catholicism.

Camelone is ranked 50,429th in the world and 2,972nd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.28 law-abiding acts per hour.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,416thMost Devout: 2,230thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,687thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,502ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,816thHighest Economic Output: 9,652ndMost Cultured: 10,335thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,282ndLargest Publishing Industry: 14,182ndTop
Largest Populations: 18,046thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,450thLargest Black Market: 19,077thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,197thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,052ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 25,042nd
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 90th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 112th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 258th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 281st in the regionLargest Populations: 438th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 441st in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 525th in the regionMost Cultured: 541st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 686th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 748th in the regionMost Average: 879th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Camelone was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors, Most Dead, and Most Zombies.
  • : Camelone's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Camelone was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Camelone published "Standing Union Forces (WIP)" (Factbook: Military).
  • : Camelone's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Camelone published "Gallowglass (WIP)" (Factbook: Military).
  • : Camelone's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Camelone altered its national flag.
  • : Camelone's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Camelone's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".