The High Kingdom of Camelone is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by High King Cyneric II with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.516 billion Cameloneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Spirituality, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cnoc na Teamhrach. The average income tax rate is 8.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Camelonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,158 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,756 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Edutainment video games are taking Camelone's students to the next level, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Camelone's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Apostolic Catholicism.

Camelone is ranked 138,905^th in the world and 4^th in Meridia for Nudest, with 26.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.