The Green of C A N is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Unknown with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.608 billion Canclones live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with International Aid and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bananium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong C A Nian economy, worth 158 trillion Tin Cans a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 60,660 Tin Cans, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 349,993 per year while the poor average 5,024, a ratio of 69.7 to 1.

Marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, the Federal Council of C A N has been announced as the new Head of State, C A N has designated Bananium as its capital city, and Thosokism has been named as C A N's national religion. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. C A N's national animal is the Jwasuihai, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Thosokism.

C A N is ranked 39,144^th in the world and 7^th in Timoria for Fattest Citizens, with 14.64 Obesity Rate.